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| 1. | Drinks karo to ankhen lal. mehndi lagao to hath lal. kiss to to lips lal. chut chodo to lund lal. pakade gaye to gand lal bach gaye to julelal | ||
| Dress code for a party-- black ties only. banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing suits also! | |||
| Father: My 5 yrs. Old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant. Dr: how? Fhather: He took a pin & punched holes on all my CONDOMS | |||
| Man pays Rs.1000 to a prostitute, but she runs away. he puts ad. in paper:"if anyone finds sexy girl, 5'3", in white top & red skirt, fuck her. its PRE-PAID". | |||
| Hone wale sasur ne apni hone wali bahu se pucha tumhe chay aati hai ? bahu boli mujhe abhi tak doodh nahi aata chay kahan se aayegi !!! | |||
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead |
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Love is a sensation date is caused by temptation. a boy puts his location in a girls destination. do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration? |
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| I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse! | |||
| Do you like maths? if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! | |||
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I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins! |
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Of all
the babes ur my selection. please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean
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| In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao. | |||
| bra me tumhare apni kami chhod jayenge, panty me pyaari nami chhod jayenge, yaad rakhana muje dhundte firoge ekdin, pet me esi pyar ki nishani chhod jayenge. | |||
| SMS OF THE YEAR 2005. Boy asked a girl "why there is sound when u pass urine ?" Girl replied "v dont have a 8 inch silencer like u guys"... | |||
| sehwangs wife ask divorce in court. judge ask the reason. she replies- woh shot pe shot marta hai, par ball ko hath hi nahi lagata..!! | |||
| kya aapko kabhi kisi ki buri nazar lagi hai ? nahi na.. or lagegi bhi nahi kyonki aapki tango ke beech 2 nimbu or 1 mirchi jo latki hai .. | |||
| The perfect system t avoid condom accident use double condom with chilly powder in between. if outer breaks she will know.. if inner breaks u will know.. | |||
| The difference between a secretary & a personal secretory..... sec. say-Good morning Sir.. and personal sec. says.. it is morning sir.. | |||
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