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| 0. | think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!! | ||
| 1. | Father: My 5 yrs. Old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant. Dr: how? Fhather: He took a pin & punched holes on all my CONDOMS | ||
| 2. | Hone wale sasur ne apni hone wali bahu se pucha tumhe chay aati hai ? bahu boli mujhe abhi tak doodh nahi aata chay kahan se aayegi !!! | ||
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead |
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Love is a sensation date is caused by temptation. a boy puts his location in a girls destination. do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration? |
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| 5. | I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse! | ||
| 6. | Do you like maths? if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! | ||
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I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins! |
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| 8. |
Of all
the babes ur my selection. please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean
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| 9. |
Of all
the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean
for ur |
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| 10 | In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao. | ||
| 11 | bra me tumhare apni kami chhod jayenge, panty me pyaari nami chhod jayenge, yaad rakhana muje dhundte firoge ekdin, pet me esi pyar ki nishani chhod jayenge. | ||
| 12 | ek bar premika ke dwar par, janab galib susu karate pakde jane par bole. tere ishq ne mujhe intna dukhi kiya, kambakhat aasu ne bhi apna rasta badal diya. | ||
| 13 | SMS OF THE YEAR 2005. Boy asked a girl "why there is sound when u pass urine ?" Girl replied "v dont have a 8 inch silencer like u guys"... | ||
| 14 | sehwangs wife ask divorce in court. judge ask the reason. she replies- woh shot pe shot marta hai, par ball ko hath hi nahi lagata..!! | ||
| 15 | A hase chhe jyare jyare, tyare tyare..gal ma khada pade che,,hu vicharu chu betha betha, mara sivay a khada ma ketla pade che.. | ||
| 16 | Defination of biwi: jo shaadi ke baad10-15 saal tak toak toak kar aapki sari aadaten badal de.. aur uske baad khud hi kahe ke, "AAP PEHLE JAISE NAHI RAHE!" | ||
| 17 | two men meet. both looking for their lost wife, 1st:how urs look like ? 2nd: shes 5'9,36-24-36, fair,blonde,blue eyed.&urs? 1st:Forget mine lets find yours.... | ||
| 18 | kya aapko kabhi kisi ki buri nazar lagi hai ? nahi na.. or lagegi bhi nahi kyonki aapki tango ke beech 2 nimbu or 1 mirchi jo latki hai .. | ||
| 19 | man calls his wife by n IDEA mobile. the call go 2 other lady after talking 4 while they start dating & get maried. moral : N IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE | ||
| 20 | The perfect system t avoid condom accident use double condom with chilly powder in between. if outer breaks she will know.. if inner breaks u will know.. | ||
| 21 | Q:sardarji, agar aap ki biwi ko bhoot pakad le to, aap kya karoge? sardarji: usme mein kya karu, ab bhoot ne galti ki hai to vahi bhugtega.. | ||
| 22 | AIDS awarness slogans: "cover ur stump b4 u pump, don't b silly protect ur gilly, aids no joke b sure 2 wrap b4 u poke, dont b a fool condomize ur too. | ||
| 23 | The difference between a secretary & a personal secretory..... sec. say-Good morning Sir.. and personal sec. says.. it is morning sir.. | ||
| 24 | Dress code for a party-- black ties only. banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing suits also! | ||
| 25 | may be yours here ?? | ||
